A Deeper Dive Into the Instagram of Aston Martin Lagonda’s Newest Spokesperson
Superstar good looks. A supermodel wife (@gisele). The tile of Greatest Of All Time thrown around — without irony. Oh, and that whole five-time Super Bowl champion thing.
It’s tough being Tom Brady (@tombrady). https://www.instagram.com/p/BW7cnviBcfD/?taken-by=tombrady
Aston Martin Lagonda (@astonmartinlagonda) must have known this, and taken pity on him. Earlier in the year, he was named the newest Brand Ambassador for the famed British automaker, the vehicle of choice by British super spies and racing enthusiasts alike. Charming pedigree, striking good looks, power under the hood… It seemed like a match made in heaven.
So at least he has something to (finally!) make him feel better about himself. And we’re glad. We were really worried there for a second.
Despite the offer from his wide receiver Brandin Cooks (@thearcher14) to test out the new Vantage for him, we’re thinking Tom isn’t going to take him up on the offer. He’s more of a winner-take-all kinda guy.
And we’re okay with that.
Happy Thanksgiving to you all! I wanted to say how much I love and appreciate you all for the support you have given me. I am beyond blessed and I am incredibly grateful on this special day. As a young boy, my favorite part of every holiday was eating my Grandma’s biscuits. The first question I would ask when I walked into her apartment was “Grandma, did you make biscuits for me”…and of course, she always did. She is resting in Heaven now but she would be happy to know that her tradition lives on in our house. My biscuits don’t taste nearly as good as hers but after being smothered in butter and syrup, it’s tougher to know the difference!😜 Hope you all had a great holiday! 🙏🏼 🦃 💯
But wait a minute — about that Thanksgiving Instagram post. Are we to really believe Tom Brady does carbs? Really? This is a man who eschews strawberries.
And when his top Tight End Rob Gronkowski (@gronk) pressed him to share, Tom demurred “They were so good, they ate ‘em all.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Srb6smUiM We smell a cover-up.
But you keep doing you, Tom. And maybe let us take the Vulcan out for a spin sometime. Whaddaya say?
After Brandin Cooks gets his turn, of course.